Boredom and hunger are setting in. It has now been 19 hours since I’ve slept, and 18hours since I’ve had food. A mind without food and sleep sometimes leads to interesting thoughts and actions. Tonight, it has led me to eggs, yes, eggs. I have made a stupid comparison in my head between eggs and people. Here is the outcome:
Eggs can be related to people. What kind of person you are can be considered an egg type. Let me try and give you some examples here. Mind you it is 5am, and again, I have a sleepless mind and empty stomach. Here we go.
Scrambled – A crazy type of person that seems to be all over the place OR a person that is nonstop on the go and is also all over the place running around from point A to B to C all the way to Z.
Hard-Boiled – A person with a rough exterior, but who is soft on the inside and sometimes needs that hard exterior to be peeled back to find that softer side of his or her personality.
Soft-Boiled – One who seems to be over emotional, delicate, and/or quiet.
Over-Easy – This is my favorite one. Basically, a slut. A person that is, well “easy”. Self explanatory.
Over-Hard – The opposite from above. One who is hard to get.
Organic – I consider this a peace-loving type of person that avoids conflict, is an optimist and is a more than average “green” person.
Sunny-side-up – One who is always smiling and happy. Easy enough comparison, right?
Basted – Similar to the above, but one who seems to have episodes related to being Bipolar, but typically in a happy and fun-loving mood.
Poached – Someone that is not afraid to come out of their shell (pun intended ;D) and speaks their mind.
Shirred – A person that is over-confident and pimp-like. Pretty much a person that thinks they are the best and have an exotic life, but really is just an average person.
Boredom at its best ladies and gentlemen, or should I say eggs and eggettes? Okay, now I’m just getting ridiculous.